Name: Kurlie Yong Heng Heng (Brown)
Breed: English Cocker Spaniel
Gender: Old Female Virgin
Age: 10 Years Old (Life Span estimated to be about 15 years)
Cost: SGD700
Ending Value: Priceless
Characteristics: Barks unnecessarily, never satisfied with 2 meals a day, more accurate than the clock when it comes to feeding time, have no qualms about waking you up on Sunday morning at 8am for her breakfast, steals your blanket at night, turns turtle to sleep during the night, arrogant at times, doesn’t touch THE OTHER canine’s toys (there are exceptions…read on), throws furtive glances at you occasionally, excessively licking of her paws when bored, sensitive to spanking and lots more, look like there ain’t many plus points. Nah, there are some plus points – she knows precisely when you are eating and what you are eating, she shakes after shower when you tell her to, knows when you are heading to THE shoebox and whatever your resistance you are putting up, when she looks at you with her soulful eyes and pretends to be miserable, your heart just melts….and oh, she’s a hamster lover (open for debate though)!!
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Name: Panta aka 大便 (Black) – No Surname given and Status of Parents unknown
Breed: Mini Poodle (Pure Breed from Taiwan)
Gender: Female
Age: More than 1 Year Old
Cost: Estimated @ SGD3,000 to 5,000
Ending Value: Still calculating…
Characteristics: Escape from home if she can, eats little and shits alot (sounds funny), scratches you when you are sleeping (when scratching doesn’t work, she bites!), crazy about red toys especially red squeaky ball and spiderman, over-possessive over her own food but thinks its alright to steal Kurlie’s food, turns turtle when you want to spank her, and she will never respond to your calling [bad dog]. She loves to disturb you while you are eating and sometimes can’t decide who she wants to sleep with. This is the reason why she has no parents.
Similar Characteristics of these two dogs: Like to visit the beach at East Coast Park and eat all kinds of food and fruits (especially durians)
Relationship between the 2 canines: Panta thinks they are the best friends and that Kurlie does not mind any form of irritation from her but Kurlie knows that they can never be friends, let alone good friends. Panta does know that Kurlie is higher in seniority and shows this by tagging along with Kurlie on their walks and shadowing Kurlie around the house; but she doesn’t know that she doesn’t have to show her ‘respect’ by biting Kurlie’s ears which are long enough; Panta tries to imitate Kurlie and this is most obvious by her growing long long fur on her ears. Panta tries to make her presence when she’s with Kurlie and usually Kurlie just tries to ignore her and growling sometimes; but if little Panta still doesn’t get the message, Kurlie wrestles her to show Panta that being small means absolutely nothing.
Conclusion – probably a love-hate-i don’t care-so long as I get my food- relationship
This post is made possible by Miss Jacklyn Yong.
curly cheats me into giving her 2 dinners.
ooh…u know how they both love durians!!!! curly guards the durians in those big red plastic bags fiercely. go near it and not open it after 1 min, curly will whine. open it, eat it in front of curly and not feed her, she will drool. and oohh, that drool can become a pool. feed her and she will gobble up everything including the seed. and she will come drooling for more. i love eating durians with curly. make me look so refined and un-greedy.